"Husband texts back: "put in cider maker and crank up the pressure."Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer gone flat now."These are compliments Bill LBritish humor as it used to be: absolutely politically incorrect.It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed to use water cannons on rioters. They are putting some Tide washing powder in to stop the coloreds from running.Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.Riots in Birmingham last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements.Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But, since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque...They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push. There's Coke in the ice-box and plenty of hot guys in the sitting room. So long." Ok Dayna." Judy watches Dayna's swaying hips retreating down the hall with Stanley.Stanley squeezes Dayna's waist. "You were a bit tough on her, sweetie. She doesn't know anyone here." She's just the foreign exchange student. I'm sick of Mom and Pop making a big fuss over her like she's some kewpie doll. Buying her a party dress!" I thought she looked nice..." Stanley stops as he sees Dayna's face. You wanna make out, then drop the subject, her frown says.Judy turns towards the sitting room door. A tall man is leaning in the doorway looking at her intently. Broad shoulders, about 6' 2" and the nicest smiley eyes she's ever seen. He grins at her with arms folded. "What you doing by yourself little girl?" I'm not so little!" Hmmm." He looks her up and down like she's the menu special. "Well you need looking after. There's bad boys around."He takes her by the shoulders and steers to her to a big wide.
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