"We walked in the door and we found where the men were. They had just one chair left and Terry sat down it in. When he did, he said, "I'm sure if you go to the bar, you'll find a stool or something." Then he said, turning to the men at the table, "I got $100 that says she gets a guy to his room in less than 15 minutes. Anyone want to take that bet?" I turned and walked to the bar. As I got there, a man I never met before came up alongside of me, put his arm around my waist and said, "Can I buy you a drink, love?"I turned to face him as he held onto me and I said into his ear (the music was blasting in there), "I didn't come down here for a drink, I came down here tonight for some dick. You got a dick? I bet you do and I bet you never got laid so fast in your life. Take me to your room and you can fuck my brains out."Just like Terry said he asked, "How much is it going to cost me?" I leaned against his ear again and said, "Nothing. I'm giving out freebies tonight. My boyf…, I mean, my. Traditionally, gifts are objects and gadgets of a very humorous nature, the classic goliardic jokes, which have heated the atmosphere even more.But first, of course, the "ladies" went to the bathroom to touch up their makeup and lipstick!Il regalo sono stati gli orecchini a forma di cazzo! Ovviamente c'era una doppia ironia in tutto ciò.Tutti sapevano che a me il cazzo è sempre piaciuto molto e inoltre che ogni volta che mi vesto da donna sfoggio sempre orecchini vistosi e appariscenti! Una doppia celebrazione come finocchio amante del cazzo e come travestito amante degli orecchini!The gift was the cock-shaped earrings! Obviously there was a double irony in all this.Everyone knew that I always liked the cock a lot and also that every time I dress as a woman I always show off flashy and showy earrings!A double celebration as a cock-loving faggot and as a earrings-loving transvestite!Un'altra trovata divertente è stato il grembiule a forma di top model in lingerie.Anche qui molta.
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