Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn't make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -then, nothing but silence! Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body.He drunkenly says, "Now... , where's that old broad with the bad tooth?"Canadian jokesJOKE # 1After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, 'Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona.' The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser.' The bartender gives him one...The guy from Coors says,. " No, you expected me to go along with your little hetero fantasy, butthat was never going to happen. We were together twelve years, but it'slike you never knew me at all." *The meeting with Caroline Summers had gone well. There had been timeswhen the Colonel had doubted her commitment to their project, but notany more. She was fully on board now and he was confident she would dowhatever was required of her. Sitting at his desk, he put the finishingtouches to his report then hit 'send'. The Committee would want all theparticulars of the raid. He was pretty sure they would be pleased whenthey read it. Closing his laptop, he reachied into a desk drawer, andpulled out a battered file folder labelled 'Section 13'. He stared atit thoughtfully. Old business, but perhaps something he should devotesome attention to now he had time. As he was thinking this so the doorto his office was thrown open."Major?" he said.RJ Jackson was standing in the doorway, his.
Never did the porn industry has provided more porn video porn videos, and you now have the most comprehensive platform where you can stream these porn video adult productions for free! It`s called renklipornoo.net and it`s a great source for anyone that seeks the ultimate fapping pleasures. See quality porn video porn videos at renklipornoo.net and make sure to mark your favorites. There are thousands of videos at renklipornoo.net so make sure you use the top features to reach your desires porn video content.