--Steve Martin"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet".--Robin Williams"Don't bother discussing sex with small c***dren. They rarely have anything to add".--Fran Liebowitz"I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?" --Laura Kightlinger"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful".--Robert De Niro"Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply".--Phil Proctor"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less".--Brendan Behan"Our cat sleeps between us. We call her the Tiny Chaperone".--Emily Claire Tamblyn"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many. "That leaves Martin," said Liam. "You could just twist some of those bronze rods into a big knot of spaghetti and say it was a portrait of a lawyer's mind."This sparked off a series of 'Lawyer Jokes' at my expense. I responded with Irish Jokes, which Angela insisted had originally been Russian Jokes. We then got to plumb the depths with old Essex Girl Jokes. Angela needed some translations as the significance of Ford XR3i's was lost on her. No joke is funny when you have to dissect it so the evening petered out with Angela still plaintively pleading with me to explain why the answer to "How does an Essex girl turn off the light before sex?" was "She shuts the car door."Niall and Liam had rigged up camp beds for themselves in the Studio. They complained that sleeping in the parlour was 'too noisy' and winked suggestively. Angela coloured up a nice bright shade of red as she caught their meaning. The head of the brass bedstead must have been hammering on the parlour wall, the two rooms.
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