” To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday!LEXOPHILIA- WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?A lexophile of course!• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.• I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.• They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.• I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.• I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.• When chemists die, they barium.• I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.• Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.• I didn’t like my beard at first.. Then she said, without asking Nick for his opinion. "Can't do any harm to try a funny game, tell me the rules."However, Anders asked Nick, got an OK and thereafter told us the simple rules. She had to choose five cards from the deck with their backsides up. Turn them one by one with a few minutes between. If the card was red, she had to strip one cloth. Every black card between two and ten gave her 50 Euro and all black cards over 10 gave her 100 Euro. With a very good luck she could win 500 Euro, which is about 600 in US$.Anders spread the deck over the table and she picked up five cards and laid them aside. He took away the remaining cards and asked her to turn one card. It was the king of clubs and Anders gave her a 100 Euro bill, which got her eyes sparkling. When she turned the next card a few minutes later it was the five of hearts, which cost her skirt. The next was the seven of hearts and cost her top. Then the king of diamonds cost her bra. After a whisky and some funny chat.
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