Our religion does not permit sexual activity with other people, although we often share our fantasies with each other about which of our friends we would like to fuck, and who we would swap with if we could. You know – the normal hyper sexual stuff. Yesterday was Mothers Day. After our family had been to the in-laws house for lunch, our kids decided to stay for a movie with the grandparents. My wife and I went home. We love being outside. We have a very nice back yard that is surrounded by trees and bushes and makes a great place for us to engage in another of our fantasies that is to be practicing nudists. We also have a 5 year old Yellow Lab named Ruby. We were both on our backyard swing. I was laying down reading a book. My wife was sitting with my legs draped over her lap as she read a book too. Ruby the dog was so happy that someone was outside with her that she kept coming over to us, sniffing our fingers and begging to be petted. My wife unzipped my shorts and began fondling. ”The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read‘$10,000 per call’.The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.The American thanked the priest and went along his way.Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun.
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