As for women, it is not something I would normally bring up on the first date. I think you can understand that. But, after a while it is bound to come out.So, after dating a new girlfriend for a couple of weeks, I started to show her my stories. Linda actually read the first dozen or so and didn't leave the room running. I took that as a good sign."So, did you like anything I wrote?" I asked cautiously."Um, yes...I think some of them are funny," she started, "I just read the one where you say Grace. Did you really do that?" Hey I'm a Catholic boy, I was taught to say Grace before I eat." I answered honestly."A good Catholic boy, huh?" She giggled."Yes, but of course. Why else would I write so many sex stories?" I added."So, are you working on a story now?" She inquired."Ah, yes." I answered.I explained to her that I was working on a story but I was having trouble finishing it. I was having difficulty with the sex scene. It seems after a certain amount of sex story writing, it is hard. “Doc, my arm hurts real bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor” says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!” says the doctor. “I see the problem. Your arm is broke!”There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash. “No!” yelled the farmer “Don’t throw those away! My wife fries them up and we eat them, they’re delicious! They’re called sheep fries!” The farm hand saved the parts and took them to the farmer’s wife who cooked them up for supper. This went on for three days ... and each evening they had sheep fries for supper. On the fourth night the farmer came in to the house for supper. He asked his wife where the farm hand was and she replied “It’s the strangest thing! When he came in and.
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