If you’re looking for sympathy, you’ll find it in the dictionary between “shit” and “syphilis”129. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?130. Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.131. I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.132. Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.133. Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?134. We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.135. Who was the first to see a cow and think “I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?”136. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.137. Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.138. Why didn’t Noah swat those two flies and the two mosquitoes?139.. The emergency lighting had started to kick in, and in just a few minutes, he would be safely encased in his armored Mercedes.The thought of leaving the empire he had worked so hard to build made him sick to his stomach. But perhaps, if he pulled enough strings and blackmailed enough people, he would eventually be able to return. For now though, self preservation came first. He could fix it all later. Car keys in hand, he turned the corner... ... and stopped dead in his tracks."Where do you think you're going, mister?" Marcy Driscol stood in the doorway, blocking his path to the Mercedes. In the glow of the emergency lights, he could see the determined look on her face and the single barreled shotgun, which was aimed squarely at his chest."Hello, Marcy. So good of you to make it." Mitch reached for the holstered 1911."Don't even think about it," she warned."We both know that peashooter ain't loaded. But before you die." He paused. "Again. I am curious, how in God's name did you get.
Never did the porn industry has provided more Desibhabi Xxx24 Hot Desi Indian Girl porn video porn videos, and you now have the most comprehensive platform where you can stream these Desibhabi Xxx24 Hot Desi Indian Girl porn video adult productions for free! It`s called renklipornoo.net and it`s a great source for anyone that seeks the ultimate fapping pleasures. See quality Desibhabi Xxx24 Hot Desi Indian Girl porn video porn videos at renklipornoo.net and make sure to mark your favorites. There are thousands of videos at renklipornoo.net so make sure you use the top features to reach your desires Desibhabi Xxx24 Hot Desi Indian Girl porn video content.