Christie is a very good waitress, but I was hoping for someone else. When Christie returned with our drinks she said she was sorry, but a party of 10 had just come in and the only place they could make room for them was in her section. She hoped we wouldn't mind but she was going to have to turn our table over to Chastity. Those of you who have read the first installment of my story about Chastity will understand my elation at this news. However, this is not really part of Chastity's story so I will just say that she did her usual outstanding job of tending to our needs and desires. I left her a 20 dollar tip on the 34 buck check.We returned home after the excellent meal with enough leftovers to last for 2 more days. I changed from my good jeans and dress boots into everyday jeans and riding boots, gathered the garbage together for the next day's pickup, and headed out to the shop to fire up my Honda Shadow VT700. I have about 4 loops that I choose from for my usual Sunday. Peter says “This will be yours for eternity. You can live in that castle with servants to wait on you hand and foot, and you can have everything you want.”The bus driver looks and St. Peter and says “Well, now, don’t think I’m not grateful, but shouldn’t the priest get all this, not me? Shouldn’t I get the cottage and 50 acres instead?”St. Peter just laughs and says “The reason you get all this is because when the priest preached, everyone fell asleep. Now, when you drove your bus, people prayed!”If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do they keep abducting the dumbest people on Earth?Why is it that when you talk to God you’re praying, but when he talks to you, you’re crazy?Seen on a bumper sticker: “Old age is inevitable; growing up is optional.”My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong, and she agrees with me.The reason men lie is because women ask so many questions.Would a disaffected member of Generation X be a highly-motivated and successful person?Two.
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