I know I’m not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling.My wife is such a bad cook. In my house we pray after the meal.My wife likes to talk to me during sex; last night she called me from a hotel.It’s been a rough day. I got up this morning and put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I’m afraid to go to the bathroom.I was such an ugly kid! When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio.I was such an ugly baby that my mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.I was so ugly my father carried around a picture of the kid that came with his wallet.When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting room and said to my father, “I’m sorry. We did everything we could, but he pulled through anyway.”I’m so ugly my mother had morning sickness AFTER I was born.I remember the time that I was. To put her at ease, I asked “Won’t you offer me some tea, aunty...” a pleasant smile on my face.“Oh, of course beta...” she responded immediately, and bustled into the kitchen.As I returned to the sofa, Jatin bhai came and sat next to me.“There’s something I wanted to discuss with you, Jignesh bhai...” he began, pulling up his legs and getting comfortable on the sofa. And he began to give me a speel about how profitable the scrap business was if one could find smart people to invest in. In a nutshell, there was a lot of money to be made by just playing middleman and setting up a large warehouse for collection and distribution of commercial and industrial scrap for recycling. Within a few minutes I figured that he was trying to sell me the story in the hope that I’d invest in it.I was curious about where Jigna was, as she was nowhere to be seen.“Uh ... yes ... sure...” I muttered absent mindedly to Jatin bhai, not at all interested in his proposition. At that moment, Kalpana aunty.
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