Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'The priest thought long and hard and then said,'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'This one is compliments of RrroscoA salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress. A sign read: "Don't miss Jock TheAmazing Scotsman".The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.There, on centre stage, was a table with three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old Scotsman.Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty swings!The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.Ten years later the salesman. Her name is Cathy and they have been together of a year and a half. They are intimate. I know because I walked in on them the second night I was home. I didn’t know her and hadn’t met her up until that night. After I quickly closed the door, I made myself scarce for a while. They took their time finishing up and when they came out of his room, they looked a bit unsure.“Hi. I’m Cathy,” she held out her hand.“Hi I’m Leslie.” I shook her hand. “I’m sorry to have busted in on you like that.”“It’s OK. Better you than his folks.”“How long have you two been together?”“You mean dating or fucking?”“I guess fucking.”“A little over a year. We come over here when your folks are out because things at my house are a bit out of control sometimes.”We talked some more as my brother puttered around the house. They acted like my mom and dad did. They seemed to have a seamless relationship. She was one year younger than me. I explained that I was home for the summer and since all my friends were from.
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