I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.* The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did. She's 21, and her name's Kathy.* Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"* I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a. That leads me to this recount of a most wonderful experience. As my life progressed, all of the opinions that I have had for so many years have begun to blur. To have a relationship with a man has become very appealing and desirable choice. My foray into social media furnished the means to chat with and possibly meet likeminded people. This is how I met Rob. Rob was a man about my age who had the same change of opinion that I had. After chatting with Rob for an extended period of time and viewing one another on Skype, Rob and I decided that the two of us should meet. Arrangements were made and a meeting place was set. It was a very anxious moment for me when I arrived, but it was also very exciting. It was a small out of the way diner. The kind you see in old movies. A few car and trucks s**ttered in the parking lot, a lot of stainless steel, a coffee counter with a pie case and booths with juke box controls at each table. I was a little early so I figured I would enter the diner.
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